Southern Bachelor Road Trip

Why go to just one place for your bachelor party? For one thing your wife to be could crash it, or worse yet find out what happened from a mutual friend. That's just no good! So pick a direction and your favorite credit card – it's about time for the time of your life.

Hold on it's not your turn yet

Number one, bring a friend. You are going to be drinking heavily, since some of the places you are going have minimum drinking requirements. So it would be a good idea to have someone, or a few someones, who can be a designated driver.

Plan on having lots of cash on hand, but make sure you can keep it in a safe place. Small bills are a major plus (oh I'm sure you know where we are going by now). Also whenever you find the place you are going, also find a hotel nearby if you intend on drinking very heavily.

It might even work to your favor if you already have a hotel room set up before you go. That way you can take a cab to and from the club, and everyone can get thoroughly smashed.

Is this going where I think it's going?

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to hit every single strip club on your way from here to there. Experience the good, the bad, and the ugly or strange. It will be the trip that reminds you why you like women – and why you love your future wife.

However, strip clubs are not exactly the most obvious thing in the world to find, especially the good ones. Go to www.stripclublist.com, and you will find quite possibly the most comprehensive listing of strip clubs on the web. Each club is rated and commented, with a bit of information on each one too.

No, please, don't stop

Strip clubs are not just for the night time – and remember, your goal is to hit every single one. Stop over at Café Risqué, off of I-75 in Gainesville, Florida at around 5 or 6 in the morning. Nobody is dancing, but feel free to ogle the naked lady serving coffee.

Some places can be a fifty-fifty shot in the dark though. Café Erotica off I-75 in Byron, Georgia will serve your breakfast with a steaming stage of hot dancer. Or, maybe not so steaming hot. Sometimes daytime dancers are not the greatest to look at, but a good number of them work during the day so they do not have to deal with drunken debauchery.

They all taste a little different

Every club is very different. Some are really classy, with expensive drinks, plush surroundings, and while the girls are more likely to have a brain, they are less likely to give you the time of night.

Other clubs are great because they are such a dive. If you want a little more than touch and go, they just might be willing and capable of accommodating you. Plus the drinks are cheaper, leaving a bit more cash for a surprise gift to your wife. Every club is an unique experience – so have fun!

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